Mark Twain famous quotes collection

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Better a broken promise than none at all.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.